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"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
Margaret Thatcher, in Observer April 4, 1989

i don't know who said this but i agree:
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."

"Lately, I have come to believe that the principle difference between heaven and hell is the company you keep there."
-- Simon Illyan, from A Civil Campaign by L.M. Bujold

from The Devil's Dictionary by the ultimate cynic Ambrose Bierce :
"Patience: a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue."
"Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country."
"Politics: The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."
"Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
"Lawyer, n.: One skilled in the circumvention of the law."
"Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments."
"Pleasure, n.: The least hateful form of dejection."
"Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"Corporation, n.: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility."
"Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion."
"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
"Quotation, n.: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
"Brain, n.: an apparatus with which we think we think."
"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others."
"Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic."
"Politics, n.: Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles."
"There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know."
"Politeness, n.: The most acceptable hypocrisy."
"Truth: An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance."
"Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence."
"Love, n.: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me."

from Mark Twain:
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

from Voltaire:
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."

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WHaT'S oN MY SH3LF???

The 8th Commandment by Lawrence Sanders

Read it and loved it. Go ahead and meet Dunk, yeah that's the protagonist's nickie

Lawrence Sander's book: Timothy's Game

Friday, January 28, 2005

1) pierce your nose or tongue?: ears - boring=)
2) be serious or be funny? funny
3) drink whole or skim milk?: whole, never like the taste of skim milk
4) simple or complicated?: wish i could say simple but when i try simple it even gets more complicated ",>

D O Y O U P R E F E R . . .
5) flowers or angels?: angels
6) gray or black?: black
7) color or black-and-white photos?: color
8) lust or love?: Love
9) sunrise or sunset?: sunrise
10) M&Ms or Skittles?: M&M's
11) rap or rock?: rock
12) staying up late or waking up early?: staying up late, unavoidable
13) TV or radio?: radio (no contest i don't have a tv)
14) eating apples or oranges?: hmm i really love mangoes

A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y . . .
15) Do you have a crush? of course
16) Who is it? that's between me and God haha

D O Y O U P R E F E R . . .
17) being hot or cold?: lukewarm?
18) tall members of the opposite sex?: tall i guess
19) sun or moon?: sun
20) emeralds or rubies? what no pearls? ok rubies it is...
21) left or right?: right handed so i guess right?
22 having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend:1 bestfriend
23)sun or rain?: sun
24)vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: chocolate!!!
25)green beans or carrots?: green beans
26)low fat or fat free?: tried asking the food - never replied so i guess i just don't care so long as I get to eat

M I S C E L L A N E O U S . . .
27)What is your biggest fear in the world? failure, getting hurt
28)kids or no kids? how about half kids
29)cat or dog?: definitely dogs ( i wanna rottweiler)
30)half empty or half full?: half full
31)Mustard or ketchup?: both
32)Hard cover books or soft cover books?: Both
35) Newspaper or magazine? newspapers AND magazines
36) Sandals or sneakers?: sneakers (wearing one right now)
37) Wonder or amazement? wonder
38) Red car or white car? red
39) Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor - better a happy pg (patay gutom",) than sad and rich
40) Singing or dancing? singing (even if i don't have the voice for it)
41)hugging or kissing?: Hugging
42)corduroy or plain?: plain
43)happy or sad?: happy
44)Blondes, brunettes?: brunettes
45) what time is it? 18:30
46)nicknames: vani, ness
47)number of candles on ur last birthday cake: no birthday cake so no candles either ",)
48)pets: dogs
49)Eye color?:dark brown
50)Hair color?: black
51)Where do you want to live? wherever my family is
52)How many kids do you want? 2 or 3
53)Do you want to get married?: hmm try asking me another time

W H I C H I S B E T T E R . . .
54)2 doors or 4 (on a car)?: 4
55)Coffee or ice cream?: ice cream
56)Shampoo or conditioner? : conditioner
57)Bridges or tunnels?: bridges
58)One pillow or two?: more than 2

F A V O R I T E S . . .
59)Salad dressing?: caeasar
60)Color of socks?: black
61)food?: pasta, pizza, cakes and pastries
62)FAV. Color?: orange
63)1 MINUTE AGO: filling this up
64)1 WEEK AGO: taking calls
65)1 YEAR AGO: looking for a job
66)I MISS: family and friends and my dog
67)I AM: cogito, ergo, sum
68)Wearing: as in now? blue collared shirt, denims, black socks and sneakers
69)Current Music: punk rock
70)Current Hair: bad hair day - know what i mean
71)Current Desktop Picture: trinity from digital blasphemy.com (the guy who owns this is ASTIG!)
72)Current Book: just finished THE jESTER by patterson and just starting SUMMER AT THE LAKE by Andrew Greeley

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