WHaT u DoN'T NeeD 2 KNoW aBouT Me
AGE * TiMeLe$S (i SToPPeD CouNTiNG WHeN i HiT 18)
LOCATION* aLWaYS Lo$T SoMeWHeRe, aT the WoR$T PLaCe @ THe Mo$T iNCoNVeNieNT TiMe
CheCk TheM oUt
TRYiNG 2 GeT MoRe oF
PaST WriTiNGS
BR@!N SQueeZe
(sarcasm and cynism galore)
i don't know who said this but i agree:
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."
"Lately, I have come to believe that the principle difference between heaven and hell is the company you keep there."
-- Simon Illyan, from A Civil Campaign by L.M. Bujold
from The Devil's Dictionary by the ultimate cynic Ambrose Bierce :
"Patience: a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue."
"Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country."
"Politics: The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."
"Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
"Lawyer, n.: One skilled in the circumvention of the law."
"Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments."
"Pleasure, n.: The least hateful form of dejection."
"Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"Corporation, n.: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility."
"Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion."
"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
"Quotation, n.: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
"Brain, n.: an apparatus with which we think we think."
"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others."
"Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic."
"Politics, n.: Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles."
"There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know."
"Politeness, n.: The most acceptable hypocrisy."
"Truth: An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance."
"Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence."
"Love, n.: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me."
from Mark Twain:
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
from Voltaire:
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."
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WHaT'S oN MY SH3LF???
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Message: These are just some of the famous break-uplines... Alin ba dito ang narinig o nasabi nyo na? rated PG to ",)Saturday, April 23, 2005
yesterday, met love at the hotel she and her siblings were at. geez had to walk from pedro gil to a. mabini! never been to manila alone, have always gone there with my cousin or with my sister. it was a long walk and she told me it would be short. typical love, she said that the map seems to make it look like the places are just a "thumb away." oh my god in a scale of what???? anyway, i was so happy to see her... i've been bored to kingdom come here. funny how i actually miss her antics.whoops: my phone's ringing. O oh it's pres. pay back time i guess ;) oh well...
Friday, April 22, 2005
on my way home last thursday, i happen to sit next to this woman who seemed to have a "live" but very quiet conversation all by herself! thank god she wasn't being disruptive or anything. her mouth would open and it seems like she's talking to someone but no words would come out. everyone on the jeep was looking at her like what the??? and they're looking at me like poor girl we hope she doesnt get too violent or anything.Thursday, April 21, 2005
was supposed to meet love today but they can't find any hotel yet just near naia. did my laundry already (thank god) and now am back at the office on full stone mode. just got no class, didn't even have to solve the mathematical equation. thanks to google.Tuesday, April 19, 2005
i have a headache... i shouldn't be complaining since i brought this to myself. went to the webhosting party. last night was a Blast! the night started loudly and ended just as loudly. ask sonny... by the time it ended i was still humming "jumbo hotdog" err... i meant hmmm... that's not it, i think it was some other song... aray??? after the webhosting party, we went to videoke at this place i don't remember the exact name (damn!) but if my memory serves me right it starts with music. it was a night of revelations, what can i say? gwen decided that to remind everyone that she is after all a GuRlLl. pakko (i hope i didn't spell it incorrectly) decided to let it ALL out... (i'm sure anybody who had (dis)illusions about pakko being so quiet and proper were shatterred that night =) cash was simply bowled over by his screa...whoops, sorry slip of the fingers... i meant to say singing skills ",> if you were in that room with us you certainly won't miss a thing. cash can really sing but not as good as i am. NOW that is a joke =) maybe i will, in a million years. man has to go through another evolution before i could acquire that elusive "barbie" voice. sybil let her hair down and decided to give mae rivera a run for her money. nicole showed us her good memory of the abc's (just kidding = ) actually why she's known as the goddess... joi unable to outsing beyonce (missing lyrics!!!!) decided to outdance her instead... Go GurL! rye on the other hand is probably a frustrated opera singer or maybe a ventriloquist in his past life ...... sonny hmmm rather not comment anything about the BORG you know, i still have to send sr's. it was like a walk down memory lane when he started singin - 80's once again. thank god nobody picked i did it my way though - madre mio di ba? and wacks should be hanged...for letting pakko monopolyze the microphone for quite some time. peaches? i am speachless...! the breakfast at tiffany girl. joewhatnow... what can i say william hung errr... ricky martin in the making = > as for me i tried to outsing but nevertheless i was still outsung =) these people seemed to be pros at this than i am. they've just had more practice than i did. so we sang like the end will come tomorrow. now i know call centers are filled with so many uhm singers just waiting to be discovered?...?? but some treasures are better left buried ...some.... we decided to leave since they're closing already. in one of my dreams: hic... whooops was that water? hic .... gulped...gulped.... i think i picked up the wrong glass.... slurped...gulped...hic.... too dark in that damn room hic...hic.... ampalaya juice? hic... when did water tastes so g*dd*mn bitter????!!! water please!!! anyways, crashed at joe's place. nearly blind as a bat, eyes won't open...zzzzzz next morning crashed darling's place. greeted us with "p***ng *n@ naman O" upon sight. we sort of dragged her out of bed and her beauty sleep... watched monsters and seven all day. tried my damnedest not to get near any of her dogs which growled everytime i'm on sight. i thought i looked tame...honestly...but her kennels reactions were a wake up call....sigh... very depressed... those were truly depressing movies... tragedies... imagine watching an ugly looking charlize theron make out with a very boyish looking christina ricci. not advisable to watch when you only have less than 6 hours of sleep... time to pick the champion for tanghalan ng kampyon "webhost manila edition" hmm tsk tsk tsk i'm torn between william hung and aerosmith... however mae rivera is also good. i think i'll keep the winner to myself, just to make sure i also get to keep my head. *** comments? suggestions? violent reactions????... keep them to yourself... if you can't (shrugs), awrighty, POST it HERE! |
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
-Joan Rivers
Saturday, April 16, 2005
oh MY God! just solved another three puzzles. i solved one puzzle in less than 5 minutes... peanuts! that has never happened to me before....Wednesday, April 13, 2005
sleepy and bored. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .sleepy and boredMonday, April 11, 2005
if I were a month I would be: AprilSunday, April 10, 2005
doing thestone again. got 27 puzzles - doing cartwheels all over the place - not ",> solved 4 of them yesterday - daymaker, genesis, the man and the deep. the very last one was a real stumper. got no closes or clevers even if i was already typing the name of the ship. those ***dammed stars don't help at all. i solved it without ever knowing what they stood for. as for daymaker, the answer was already right in front of me and i didn't know do anything about it. too simple i thought... talk about making things difficult for yourself. almost read the man's 7 commentaries good thing i stopped at book 2. sheesh....Saturday, April 09, 2005
i've always thought august is the unlucky month. but these past two days is about to change my opinion of that. my cousin is about to have an operation to fix his jaw since somebody mashed it with something heavy while he was drunk. my two young cousins broke the windshield of a pajero when one of them remembered to duck while they were throwing stones at each other. believe it or not these two incidents happened all in one day. their mothers were very unhappy, of course. probably ruing the day they were born... they probably wish they had daughters instead. these two aunts of mine all have boys for kids; 4 each = ) mere coincidence?Tuesday, April 05, 2005
this is what happened on my birthday: