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"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
Margaret Thatcher, in Observer April 4, 1989

i don't know who said this but i agree:
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."

"Lately, I have come to believe that the principle difference between heaven and hell is the company you keep there."
-- Simon Illyan, from A Civil Campaign by L.M. Bujold

from The Devil's Dictionary by the ultimate cynic Ambrose Bierce :
"Patience: a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue."
"Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country."
"Politics: The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."
"Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
"Lawyer, n.: One skilled in the circumvention of the law."
"Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments."
"Pleasure, n.: The least hateful form of dejection."
"Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"Corporation, n.: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility."
"Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion."
"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
"Quotation, n.: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
"Brain, n.: an apparatus with which we think we think."
"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others."
"Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic."
"Politics, n.: Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles."
"There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know."
"Politeness, n.: The most acceptable hypocrisy."
"Truth: An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance."
"Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence."
"Love, n.: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me."

from Mark Twain:
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

from Voltaire:
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."

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The 8th Commandment by Lawrence Sanders Read it and loved it. Go ahead and meet Dunk, yeah that's the protagonist's nickie

Lawrence Sander's book: Timothy's Game I want a Timothy Cone too!

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

this is what happened on my birthday:

woke up. got a text message that the pope died 9:37pm rome time. a few minutes later, got stomach cramps. ***$#@&?! my period on my birthday!!!??? can't take these anymore...

got a few more text messages to remind me that i'm getting older. sent a lot of thank you's via sms. wasted half the day replying to people. wasted the other half doing the laundry. what a gruesome way to spend your birthday, right?

went to the market with my sister. bought beef, some white onions. forgot to buy rice. decided to go back tomorrow because the heat is just UNbearable. beyond my level of tolerance. i am positively sure i AM melting.

texted ate ange about how to cook beefsteak without having it come out like adobo. got the reply. cooked it as specified on the text message. beefsteak came out decently. tasted like beefsteak but still far from the cooking prowess of my cousin and her mom. so far my sister and i came out unscathed without any trips to the bathroom or the hospital for that matter.

went to mass in the afternoon. was late for the 4:30 pm mass at greenbelt so had to settle for the 6pm mass. the priest related this story:

unethical though it may seem, two priests were arguing when the pope will die. one said: he's gonna day on saturday because he's a marian devotee. the other said: he's going to pass away on sunday because it's the anniversary of the institution of the divine mercy which was a devotion propagated by his kababayan sister faustina. oh well, God has to step in and pacify the two. the pope died saturday 9:37 pm rome time saturday - marian devotee theory; and it's 3:37 am sunday manila time - divine mercy theory. i guess that pretty much ended their argument.

but, why of all days, it had to happen on my birthday? let me tell you God that it's not a morale booster you know........... come on, i can't be that bad???

i may be taking this the wrong way. looking at the wrong side of the equation. but then i've never been good at math. so that may be it.


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