WHaT u DoN'T NeeD 2 KNoW aBouT Me
AGE * TiMeLe$S (i SToPPeD CouNTiNG WHeN i HiT 18)
LOCATION* aLWaYS Lo$T SoMeWHeRe, aT the WoR$T PLaCe @ THe Mo$T iNCoNVeNieNT TiMe
CheCk TheM oUt
TRYiNG 2 GeT MoRe oF
PaST WriTiNGS
BR@!N SQueeZe
(sarcasm and cynism galore)
i don't know who said this but i agree:
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."
"Lately, I have come to believe that the principle difference between heaven and hell is the company you keep there."
-- Simon Illyan, from A Civil Campaign by L.M. Bujold
from The Devil's Dictionary by the ultimate cynic Ambrose Bierce :
"Patience: a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue."
"Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country."
"Politics: The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."
"Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
"Lawyer, n.: One skilled in the circumvention of the law."
"Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments."
"Pleasure, n.: The least hateful form of dejection."
"Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"Corporation, n.: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility."
"Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion."
"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."
"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
"Quotation, n.: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
"Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)"
"Brain, n.: an apparatus with which we think we think."
"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others."
"Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic."
"Politics, n.: Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles."
"There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know."
"Politeness, n.: The most acceptable hypocrisy."
"Truth: An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance."
"Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence."
"Love, n.: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me."
from Mark Twain:
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
from Voltaire:
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."
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WHaT'S oN MY SH3LF???
Lawrence Sander's book: Timothy's Game
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
i have a headache... i shouldn't be complaining since i brought this to myself. went to the webhosting party. last night was a Blast! the night started loudly and ended just as loudly. ask sonny... by the time it ended i was still humming "jumbo hotdog" err... i meant hmmm... that's not it, i think it was some other song... aray??? after the webhosting party, we went to videoke at this place i don't remember the exact name (damn!) but if my memory serves me right it starts with music. it was a night of revelations, what can i say? gwen decided that to remind everyone that she is after all a GuRlLl. pakko (i hope i didn't spell it incorrectly) decided to let it ALL out... (i'm sure anybody who had (dis)illusions about pakko being so quiet and proper were shatterred that night =) cash was simply bowled over by his screa...whoops, sorry slip of the fingers... i meant to say singing skills ",> if you were in that room with us you certainly won't miss a thing. cash can really sing but not as good as i am. NOW that is a joke =) maybe i will, in a million years. man has to go through another evolution before i could acquire that elusive "barbie" voice. sybil let her hair down and decided to give mae rivera a run for her money. nicole showed us her good memory of the abc's (just kidding = ) actually why she's known as the goddess... joi unable to outsing beyonce (missing lyrics!!!!) decided to outdance her instead... Go GurL! rye on the other hand is probably a frustrated opera singer or maybe a ventriloquist in his past life ...... sonny hmmm rather not comment anything about the BORG you know, i still have to send sr's. it was like a walk down memory lane when he started singin - 80's once again. thank god nobody picked i did it my way though - madre mio di ba? and wacks should be hanged...for letting pakko monopolyze the microphone for quite some time. peaches? i am speachless...! the breakfast at tiffany girl. joewhatnow... what can i say william hung errr... ricky martin in the making = > as for me i tried to outsing but nevertheless i was still outsung =) these people seemed to be pros at this than i am. they've just had more practice than i did. so we sang like the end will come tomorrow. now i know call centers are filled with so many uhm singers just waiting to be discovered?...?? but some treasures are better left buried ...some.... we decided to leave since they're closing already. in one of my dreams: hic... whooops was that water? hic .... gulped...gulped.... i think i picked up the wrong glass.... slurped...gulped...hic.... too dark in that damn room hic...hic.... ampalaya juice? hic... when did water tastes so g*dd*mn bitter????!!! water please!!! anyways, crashed at joe's place. nearly blind as a bat, eyes won't open...zzzzzz next morning crashed darling's place. greeted us with "p***ng *n@ naman O" upon sight. we sort of dragged her out of bed and her beauty sleep... watched monsters and seven all day. tried my damnedest not to get near any of her dogs which growled everytime i'm on sight. i thought i looked tame...honestly...but her kennels reactions were a wake up call....sigh... very depressed... those were truly depressing movies... tragedies... imagine watching an ugly looking charlize theron make out with a very boyish looking christina ricci. not advisable to watch when you only have less than 6 hours of sleep... time to pick the champion for tanghalan ng kampyon "webhost manila edition" hmm tsk tsk tsk i'm torn between william hung and aerosmith... however mae rivera is also good. i think i'll keep the winner to myself, just to make sure i also get to keep my head. *** comments? suggestions? violent reactions????... keep them to yourself... if you can't (shrugs), awrighty, POST it HERE! |
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
-Joan Rivers
